For ALL of you who have had an opinion on my driving over the years...
I have concluded that I am not necessarily a bad driver ALL the time, it is just when I have someone in the passenger seat comparing my driving choices to the generalized Rules of the Road handbook. Didn't you all read the small print inside the back cover of that book anyway? It says "may be subject to change." Mine was written in blue ink...bubbly printing...a little smear over the "ge" in the word "change."
Anyway...a good example of a rule that is subject to change is "Always stop before the white stop line when approaching a red light." Now the "subject to change" wordin reads:
"Always stop before the white stop line when approaching a red light...unless husband is frantically pointing to turn left right now...then stop wherever your want...even in the intersection if need be...just to get him to STOP YELLING and POINTING!"
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