When you are running late for work, a smart time-saving technique is NOT to try and iron your clothes AFTER you have put them on. This brilliant idea results in you actually being later for work because you have to change your clothes to hide the ice pack strapped to your stomach in a futile attempt to relieve the constant burning sensation on your skin.
Note: This idea ensues long term results of having to constantly explain the large scar across your midriff when wearing a bikini at the pool...for at least one, possibly two, summers depending on your skins resiliency.
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I've done this before. Only on my sleeve. We're dorks together.
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